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clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

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toptastic:

A parents expectations

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blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

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Everyone on the Normandy: Wow Thane is so sexy and dangerous be careful he'll kill u wow danger man bad boy 4 lyfe
Thane: Will you hold my hand??
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HW